[OOPSIES] Cannot Adult Today

Oopsie Potion Alert! 🔮✨

Even witches have off days in the candle cauldron. This batch of Cannot Adult Today didn't quite meet our coven's standards—maybe the wick wandered a bit off-center, the wax set with a slight imperfection, or the label got a little crooked during bottling.

But the magic? Still there. The scent? Absolutely divine. The vibe of "nope, not today"? Fully intact.

What's wrong: Minor cosmetic flaws (wonky wick placement, surface imperfections, or label quirks)
What's right: Same premium fragrance, same burn time, same refusal to be a functional adult

Perfect for those who embrace imperfection—because some days, we're all a little "oopsie."

All sales final on Oopsies potions. No returns, but plenty of self-care.